habeenki:

the difference between how i dress vs how i want to dress is a large gap … a gap that needs to be filled with money

(via ssapphik)

hulahooplal:

the way money just disappears when you buy something is very cursed and I don’t like it.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

officialtvhead:

if i was on queer eye

‪‪bobby: are you using your dirty clothes as a carpet‬?

‪tan: did you just say that you bought this when you were in middle school‬?

‪jonathan: the majority of your hair is split ends‬

‪antoni: ok so typically peanut m&ms are not a breakfast food‬

‪karamo: why are you crying i haven’t said anything yet‬

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

echo-2-1:

someone: hey can i ask you a personal question?

my oversharing ass already bursting to answer the question: moi?

(via ssapphik)

assflat:

idk about y'all…..but im really ready for the next phase of my life to begin aka the part where im stable and secure and not worried about much

(via ssapphik)

foxy-mulder:

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

(via ssapphik)

(via ssapphik)

storyofthislife:

U ever just…wanna hide ur face in someone’s neck and …. Sleep

(via ssapphik)

solarsisterss:

Girls who cry on public transport club

(via ssapphik)

gleelive:

i’m so tired of listening to myself think all the time shut the hell up bitch

(via ssapphik)

bubbles:

“Take a shower, Wash away the bad thoughts, Cleanse your body, Put on some relaxing music, Get in to bed, Breathe.”

— You’ll be okay (via erstegrosseliebe)

(via bubbles)

shindysbaby:

you know what sucks? everything bye

(via perks-of-being-chinese)